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February 19 2012

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  • bases for normal people:
  • 1st: kissing
  • 2nd: kinky stuff
  • 3rd: oral
  • home run: sex
  • bases for me:
  • 1st: knowing each other's existence
  • 2nd: breathing the same air
  • 3rd: eye contact
  • home run: speaking to each other

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  • if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
  • if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
  • if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
  • if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender